In a display cabinet on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a electric pink outfit donned by the entertainer. His concert in front of 100,024 spectators was considered a triumph.
You might not appreciate Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are excellent while others are poor.
The key argument is that entertainment can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to create literature or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. It's difficult to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by the environment.
The elements, the session, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Most important is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the strip is the blank slate on which the players craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Fourth Test
The Boxing Day fixture between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the surface which produced a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Having a thick layer on the surface, causing a cascade of wickets falling in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is incorrect.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and still growing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. In contrast, it turns square on a spinning track. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The close matches are particularly captivating due to the time made elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are embraced more freely than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were prevented from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – interpreting the wicket and adapting effectively. The top two individual scores were made by world-class batters. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Sheer Celebration: The Fan Perspective
Go and inform the supporters who have endured 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In one section of the stadium, countless fans made noise and chanted, generating a festive mood in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the fielding side surged, advantage when the top order responded, and unconditional love when the win was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with controversial surfaces. Previously, a match there featured a strip with the excitement of a a damp squib.
That contest was a grind, with few wickets and endless boredom. The two-day game and that slow Test are extreme ends of the range – one is not more the standard, yet historical weight can be attached to them.
At this stage into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"Far from being the end of the long game at all," observed a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these short time have been experienced some real entertainment. A unique show."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The team delivered for him, bringing back the smile to his countenance.
Different players delivered with crucial roles. These are baby steps, certainly not enough to ensure long-term stability, but a starting point to build on.
At the very least, this triumph joins other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters slipped away into a stunning sunset, the players congregated on the outfield to begin their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, boys. You've earned this one.